joinmyphanmily:

CAN WE JUST BRING THIS BACK FOR A SEC.

rpg2692:

I don’t care if it’s old, this post still puts me on a laughing coma. 

randomrazl:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

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meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

harshai:

the game of jerks

ollivandur:

don’t lie we all judge people by their url

wurnbo:

what to do if u dislike a tumblr blogger:

  • unfollow them
  • done

syqitten:

dumb cat hoods

thefrogman:

froggieslightroom:

Purple macros majesty.

So I was laying on the ground trying to get macros of these purple thingies. My mom saw me lying flat on my tummy and rushes out of the house…

"ARE YOU OKAY?"

"I’m just taking pictures!"

"Oh. Thank goodness. I thought your back hole made you faint!"

wyventrue:

e藤