oswaldz:

there are two girls in the store right now and one of them’s holding the other one around the waist and saying things in French and I’m thinking it’s probably dirty things because my Mum speaks French fluently, is in earshot of them, and just turned bright red

defilerwyrm:

that one person you never really talk to but you reblog the shit outta each other

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bloodyrousa:

Buburina is the most beautiful princess of all time.

13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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loude-r:

umistakeme-forstraight:

I want a pretty lady to take out for dessert. Usually when I go out for dinner, I end up being way too full to even consider looking at the dessert menu.. but I think it would be nice to go out for dessert one evening. Get some desserts to share and then go home for some baileys and hot chocolate. We could make a blanket fort, watch our favourite Harry Potter movies and exchange warm kisses and cuddles. Sound good?

I volunteer as tribute

rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history

rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history

Tags for the Tag Game!

memesfortheroleplayerssoul:

reblog and type in these words in the tags and click the tag shows up first

  • out
  • what
  • just
  • but
  • favorite
  • kill
  • why
  • who
  • my
  • you

meatloves:

the cucumber saga

d3dans:

brickiestsurgeon:

im always saying things are illegal and that people are going to jail maybe i should be brickcop instead

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theweaponofchoice:

making new friends is stressful like what emojis are they ok with? what if they dont like emojis?

diaemyung:

Very Sugoi

songdanah:

meanwhile bigbang hasn’t had a comeback in so long, gdragon has turned into a human calendar 

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florelgreen:

pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10

king-piss-baby:

RIDICULOUS HEIGHT DIFFERENCES IN COUPLES

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